Livefire -> Banshee -> Tuesday

The wonders of the Tuesday. Here's a bit of enlightenment (or stupidity) for ya...

"Yesterday" by the Beatles. What day was yesterday? Well, it could have been any day. Therefore, it's 1/7th Tuesday. In fact, any day, such as tomorrow, is 1/7th Tuesday. Even Tuesday is 1/7th Tuesday, but it's still the Tuesday that it is, so it's really 8/7th Tuesday. But it can't be more than itself. Therefore, the extra 1/7th distributes to the rest of the 6 days of the week, so each day is actually 1/6th Tuesday (1/7 + (1/7)/6 = 1/6) and Tuesday is a whole Tuesday. So there are 2 Tuesdays in each week. But really, there is one Tuesday in each week, because that's why it's one week and not two. At any rate, if each Tuesday was really 8/7th Tuesday, then in each Tuesday, there's 7/8th of a Tuesday. 7/8th of 24hrs is 21hrs. Therefore, each Tuesday lasts until 9pm at which time begins a new day, being a Tuesday. One can say that this is true for each day, so every day at 9pm starts a new Tuesday. So, since the mall closes at 9pm every day, and we were in the mall when we discovered this amazing truth, it is obviously more than simply coincidence, but a piece of the supernatural at large. We thusly concluded that the mall, in fact, is the entire world. QED.

This was expanded by the eloquent Kyle:
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: so actually
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: today is 1/6 tuesday, 1/6 wednesday, 1/6 thursday
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: 1/6 friday
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: 1/6 saturday
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: 1/6 sunday
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: 1/6 monday
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: and 8/7 of whatever day it actually is
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: so one day is 7/6 every day of the week and 8/7 that day
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: so each day is 2 and 1/4 weeks
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: hahah!
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: that's awesome
CANUCKgolfer 0 4: i could so go to cornell lol